The Most Meaningful Quotation Collection

You know how a woman gets a man excited? She shows up. That’s it. We’re guys—we’re easy.——Six Days,Seven Nights (1998) Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it, I swear I will never do it again . . . until the next time company comes.——Can’t Stop the Music (1980) When you sleep with someone, your body makes a promise whether you do or not.——Vanilla Sky (2001) When a man’s part goes hard, his brain goes soft. That’s when they’ll say or do anything to possess you. That’s when you feel the power. —Moll Flanders (1996) Sex is better than talk. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex. —Hollywood Ending (2002) Sex alleviates tension, and love causes it.——A Midsummer’s Night Dream (1982) Sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.—Reality Bites (1994) I do think in lovemaking; some perversity is no bad thing. —Jefferson in Paris (1995) That you can lose yourself . . . everything . . . all boundaries . . . all time. That two bodies can become so m

THE SINGLE’S SCENE; A women perspective Welcome to the single scene . . . it’s not that bad, really; you just have to think of men like houses and trade upward.——Peggy Sue Got Married (1986) I sort of like this dating thing. I’m sort of getting the thing here. What you do is, you sit back and watch as these strange men try to impress you in weird and stupid ways, and then you just pick the least disgusting one. —If Lucy Fell (1996) We spend hours making ourselves look completely different, and then we go into some dark place where we really can’t see each other anyway, and then we drink so we don’t know if the other person is really interesting or just seems interesting because they’re pretending to be interested in the person we’re pre- tending to be.——Mystery Date (1991) Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town? Most of them think monogamy is some kind of wood.——The Mask (1994) The right man for you might be out there right now, and if you