Inspiring Quotes On Relationship: Relationship Advice

This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says,“Doc, my brother’s crazy; he thinks
he’s a chicken.”And the doctor says,“Well, why don’t you turn him in?”And
the guy says,“I would, but I need the eggs.”
Well, I guess that’s pretty much how I feel about relationships. You know
they’re irrational and crazy and absurd, but I guess we keep going through it
because most of us need the eggs.
—Annie Hall (1977)
When you’re in a relationship it means you are obligated to give a shit.
—Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2002)

Time alone does not determine intimacy. Seven years would be insufficient to
make some people acquainted with each other, and seven days can be more
than enough for others.——Sense and Sensibility (1995)
Meaningful relationships between men and women don’t last. That was
proven by science. You see, there’s a chemical in our bodies that makes it so
that we all get on each other’s nerves sooner or later.——Sleeper (1973)
There is someone for everyone, even if you need a pickax, a compass, and
night goggles to find them.——L.A. Story (1991)
A relationship is a fine place to sleep but you wouldn’t want to live there.
—The Opposite Sex (And How to Live with Them) (1993)
You’re not perfect . . . and this girl you met isn’t either. The question is
whether or not you are perfect for each other.——Good Will Hunting (1997)
It does seem that people can only be happy in pairs, all sorts of pairs.
—Enchanted April (1991–British)
Young lovers seek perfection. Old lovers learn the art of sewing shreds togeth-
er and of seeing beauty in a multiplicity of patches.
—How to Make an American Quilt (1996)
A love affair is like a football game: there has to be a halftime, you rest, look
at each other, and then start over.——Too Beautiful forYou (1989–French)
Woman 1: What is a proper relationship?
Woman 2: Living with someone who talks to you after they bonked you.
—Naked (1993–British)
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you
want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
—When Harry Met Sally (1989)
I would never want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
That’s the key joke of my adult life in terms of my relationships with
women.——Annie Hall (1977)
I have this theory that you should be with another person who’s just good
looking enough to turn you on. Any excess brings problems.
—Defending Your Life (1991)
Just remember that every relationship starts with a one-night stand.
—The Sure Thing (1985)

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