110 Most Funny Friend Quote For Real Friend

Realistic Friendship Quotes

'Share and enjoy these most realistic quotes about friendship to spend good and funny times with them. They gonna make your bonding more stronger. You must dedicate some friendship quotes to them so that they could know how much you value them.'


"My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me."
- Henry Ford
This friendship quote lime lights the real quality of a good friend. The people who really care about you always want that you achieve highest level of success. They really know what your qualities are and help you in awaking them. And if you find just one person like that.. you are through!

"He's my friend that speaks well of me behind my back."
- Thomas Fuller
Everyone appraise you on your face but only true people say good words about you when you are there. True friends can never tolerate any bad word against you. They always appreciate you even in your absence. So find out those noble people and hold them tightly.

"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one."
- C.S. Lewis
You go somewhere, do the things you like. But when you notice that someone else is also doing the same things you like, you find them interesting. Same interests attract, It is but natural. So you go and ask: 'Hey you too like that'? That is where first step of friendship starts. So never miss a chance to introduce yourself.

"I don't even need to insult you. Your face speaks for itself."

"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat." - Erma Bombeck

"Best Friends.. They know how crazy you are and still choose to be you in Public."


"There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate
- Charles Dickens"


"How do I look? Friend: Fine. Good Friend: Really Perfect. Best Friend: You look so strange! Lol"

"Lord if I can't be skinny, Make my friends look fat."

"What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies."
- Aristotle

"Friendship... is not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything."
- Muhammad Ali

"She is a friend of mind. She gather me, man. The pieces I am, she gather them and give them back to me in all the right order. It's good, you know, when you got a woman who is a friend of your mind."
- Toni Morrison

"Silences make the real conversations between friends. Not the saying but the never needing to say is what counts."
- Margaret Lee Runbeck



"To cement a new friendship, especially between foreigners or persons of a different social world, a spark with which both were secretly charged must fly from person to person, and cut across the accidents of place and time."
- Cornelia Otis Skinner

"Friendship's the privilege of private men; for wretched greatness knows no blessing so substantial."
- Nahum Tate

"I think in friendship, you want to be there for your friend, and sometimes you just don't know what to do or the relationship you have with them is not clear enough for you to know what to do."
- Marion Cotillard

"One friend in a lifetime is much, two are many, three are hardly possible. Friendship needs a certain parallelism of life, a community of thought, a rivalry of aim."
- Henry Adams

"The rule of friendship means there should be mutual sympathy between them, each supplying what the other lacks and trying to benefit the other, always using friendly and sincere words."
- Marcus Tullius Cicero

"Everyone has that one friend who you greet with an insult."

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My best friend is the someone who brings out the best of me.

The medicine of life is to have true faithful friends.

A best friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself.

Lots of your friends want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

The best mirror in the world is an old friend.

A true friend is someone you can disagree with and still remain friends.If not, they weren't true friends in the first place.

A friend accepts us as we are yet helps us to be what we should.

True friends are very difficult to find, hard to leave, and impossible to forget.

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

Best friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you anyway.

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.

Never explain yourself. Your friends don?t need it and your enemies won?t believe it.

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

There is nothing worth the wear of winning, but laughter and the love of friends.

One who finds a faithful friend, finds a treasure.

A friend is a gift one give oneself.