27 Meaningful Short Life Quote On Insults

The best ever saying Quote on Insults in the dark. Leading collection of short life quote from famous person, film maker, movie, and newspaper.

If bullshit were poetry, you’d be Shakespeare.——Strip Search (1997)

A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with.——Cat on a Hot Tin Roof (1958)

His ass is so tight, when he farts only dogs hear it.——Strange Days (1995)

You know what you are? You’re an ass-half—takes two of you to make an asshole.——Cadillac Man (1990)

You pit your wits with me little man and you won’t have your wits to pit with.——Murder by Death (1976)

They say you’re the world’s only living heart donor.——Sabrina (1995)

My wife thinks fucking and cooking are two cities in China. —Mad Dog and Glory (1993)

I had better sex in prison.——Reindeer Games (2000)

You’re lucky, you believe in your own twaddle. —The Seventh Seal (1957–Swedish)

If brains were dynamite, you couldn’t blow your nose.—American Graffiti (1973)

You’re dumber than you think I think you are.——Chinatown (1974)

Don’t mind her, she’s still upset because somebody dropped a house on her sister.——Beetlejuice (1988)

He was so dumb he thought that the Gettysburg Address was where Lincoln lived.——A Fish Called Wanda (1988)

(He was so fat . . . ) Legend has it his shadow once killed a dog. —A Bronx Tale (1993)

I think you’re the opposite of a paranoid. I think you go around with the insane delusion that people like you.——Deconstructing Harry (1997)

Do the world a favor and pull your lip over your head and swallow. —Grumpy Old Men (1993)

Woman: I hate you.
Man: I hate you more. If hate were people, I’d be China.
—City Slickers (1991)

Take care of your body because when it goes, you’ll have nothing left. —Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle (1994)

If my dog was as ugly as you, I’d shave his butt and tell him to walk backward.——The Sandlot (1993)

I can practically hear you getting fatter.——Tommy Boy (1995)

Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it? —Full Metal Jacket (1987)

You dance like a herd of cattle.——Kate and Leopold (2001)

Are you eating a tomato, or is that your nose? —You Can’t Cheat an Honest Man (1939)

I crap bigger than you.——City Slickers (1991)